16 years old and she still doesn’t know. Dad: Well, maybe you should fix it Today during practice my daughter said, I think at measure 46 I need to add a breath mark, and I broke into tears. Me: I’m learning this new Baroque piece and it’s really hard. Dad: Hi practicing, I’m Dad. The Best Musical Dad Jokes.
This is a result of his interest in Mercurys moon. Brian May completed his PHD in Astronomy in 2007. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
Answer: Because they were always in a chord.Old pianists never die, they just adagio away.To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it.Don’t date a piano technician, he’ll just string you alongGimme’ a fifth of Beethoven on the Rachs. Share these with your musical friends and have a laugh.What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Answer: A-flat minor.Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Answer: Because it makes a much bigger boom when pushed off a cliff.Why did the two pianists have a good marriage. Below are a few of our favorite piano puns. The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors.”What do you call a snowman that plays the piano? Answer: Melton JohnWhat’s one of the hazards of being a pianist? Answer: People drop money in your drink.What happens when you play Beethoven backwards? Answer: He decomposes.What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music? Answer: A natural major Funniest Piano PunsThere are a ton of piano puns to go around. Without missing a note, the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, “If that’s my agent, tell him I’m working!”What do you call a goat that plays the piano? Answer: Billy Joel.B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar. Cello.Have you heard about the musician who leaves a message for his wife? Answer: Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.Why are pianists fingers like lightning? Answer: They rarely strike the same place twice.The audience at a piano recital was appalled when a telephone rang just off stage.
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